Today's Saydee-ism, "Indian Corn"

Sayd, "This corn isn't real."


Me, "Yes it is."


Sayd, "No, it isn't"


Auntie, "I think it's real, it's just dead."


Me, "Yes, honey.  It's dried out corn.  It's indian corn."


Sayd, "I know.  That's what I'm saying.  It's not real.  You can't eat it.  Only indians can."